46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell.

Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching?

Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie.

Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made.

Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we can all agree that this is classic fucking film making at its finest. Whoever directed this did a great job of catching the essence or whatever. He makes you feel like you are stuck in the lighthouse too. Also classiest fart joke placement in movie history.

Old Skool Joe: For me the fart jokes made the movie even more traumatizing.  Also did he really bang that fish, or was that just a dream?

Spaceman Jones: If I’m being honest I don’t even know anymore. Maybe they will do a sequel, because I would also like to see some footage of the agency that puts these lighthouse people together.

Old Skool Joe: I know I’ve heard that horn sound many times at The Fish Joint, and we are in the middle of the desert. At least Doris isn’t as bad of a boss as Willem Dafoe was. That guy is like one of the best when it comes to being the villain. Like I legit started hating this motherfucker!

Spaceman Jones: Great movie. One blunt should do it, but don’t eat mushrooms, or drop acid, because you will have a bad time watching this one.

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