Smoke Session at The 46

Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds!

Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet another strange thing about your planet, this part of it especially. It’s a wonder that you are still employed.

Old Skool Joe: They can’t fire me I’m government protected. These are the same motherfuckers not wearing masks and spreading the zombie virus around. I can’t wait till they start eating these motherfuckers.

Spaceman Jones: (hits bong) Yeah this shit is trippy bro. I thought that the Space Federation had issued an order that space travel was prohibited, it turned out to be a letter from the Space Force which is in fact not a real thing.

Pink Panther: I wrote the letter.

Spaceman Jones: Why?

Pink Panther: Had to play things safe couldn’t risk an outbreak it’s bad for business.

Old Skool Joe: How the hell is a stuffed animal gonna turn into a zombie!

Pink Panther: Why don’t you guys write a useful article for a change. Maybe something classy like the benefits of alternative energy vehicles. Maybe something about the benefits of solar energy and it’s long term savings.

Old Skool Joe: What’s the scam this week?

Pink Panther: No scam just commerce my friend.

Spaceman Jones: Is that what we’re calling it now.

Pink Panther: I’m just saying. I was reading an article earlier and all of the top bloggers have a niche that they turn into profit.

Spaceman Jones: That’s a hard pass from me. I just have to drop off a few more cannisters and I’m back in the cosmos. But if you’re so smart why don’t you start your own blog?

Old Skool Joe: Because he doesn’t have fingers!

Pink Panther: Fuck you!

Old Skool Joe: Whatever, where’s my mask and zombie stick? It’s time for me to go to work.

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