Smoke Session At The 46
- dndariusnorman30
- May 21, 2020
- 1 min read
Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools?
Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock?
Darius: Why would hell would I knock?
Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet.
Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right?
Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know.
Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care of yourself out there?
Darius: Just like you taught me old friend.
Pink Panther: Good. What the hell are you watching?
Spaceman Jones: The Invisible Man, it’s supposed to be pretty scary.
Pink Panther: What’s so scary about an invisible man? You wanna know what would be a really scary movie? The invisible woman.
Old Skool Joe: Watch yourself! That’s how you got in trouble the last time
Pink Panther: Damn liberal nut jobs! Fucking commies.
Old Skool Joe: Ok, maybe it’s time to put the bottle down.
Darius: So Spaceman word on the street is, you are getting your story done next. You excited?
Spaceman Jones: I guess. But I don’t get what’s so exciting about me?
Darius: Well number one your an alien.
Spaceman Jones: Yeah, but that’s just here. Up there I’m just a regular guy, a two bit cloud smuggler driving a fucking clunker. I’m basically the equivalent of space Smokey.
Darius: It amazes me how none of this shit seems wierd to you guys.
Old Skool Joe: The fucking ghost janitor wants to talk about wierd!
Darius: (hits bong) Damn…when you’re right you’re right.
Old Skool Joe: Man pass that shit!
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