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46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

  • dndariusnorman30
  • Apr 15, 2020
  • 1 min read

Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching?

Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that.

Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award!

Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit.

Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a coordinated scumbag family. Like in a movie, or real life.

Pink Panther: I wonder if they are related to that weird Chinese guy in all of the eighties movies.

Old Skool Joe: Man that’s racist as hell. Who the fuck are you talking about?

Pink Panther: You know the one from the second Revenge of the Nerds.

Old Skool Joe: That’s Funny. It’s actually how I pictured your family. Oh wait…your a stuffed animal.

Spaceman Jones: So far this movie is like, mad strange. But it is also captivating to see scum of a different culture.

Old Skool Joe: Yeah like for sure this has to make Pink Panther feel better about himself. I never thought I’d say this but they make you look like a legit ass citizen. Damn!

Spaceman Jones: Whoa! That got very dark, very fast.

Old Skool Joe: I didn’t see that shit coming.

Spaceman Jones: Note to self. Next time you watch this roll a blunt for the last twenty minutes, you’re gonna need it.

Pink Panther: I liked it.

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