46forum Presents: The Re-Open
- dndariusnorman30
- Apr 24, 2020
- 2 min read
Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine.
Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus?
Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out.
Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty sure that’s not true.
Old Skool Joe: It don’t matter anyway, I’m not going to get it.
Spaceman Jones: You don’t know that. Anyone can catch it.
Old Skool Joe: Man fuck that! Virus or no virus, I’m not going. Doris can kiss my ass!
Spaceman Jones: She’s outside.
Old Skool Joe: Quit playing! Is She? Quick turn off the lights and duck down.
Spaceman Jones: I’m fucking with you, no one is outside, and we aren’t even by a window. That old lady really has you shook.
Old Skool Joe: She ain’t no ordinary old bag. She runs the Red Hat Gang, you didn’t know?
Spaceman Jones: I’m fully aware of the story, I just don’t see it. She is always very sweet to me.
Old Skool Joe: Well…you aren’t around her like me.
Pink Panther: Hey you listen to her. She’s a fine woman and a great business contact.
Old Skool Joe: Shut up punk! Doris threatened to turn you into a purse last week. Why don’t you go shoot up some Mr. Clean or something?
Spaceman Jones: That’s funny. I still can’t believe that motherfucker said inject bleach, and he’s supposed to be your leader. If I would have came here and done the whole take me to your leader bit, this is the motherfucker that would have greeted me. Come on man! At least he’s not as bad at being in charge as Pinkerous was.
Pink Panther: Hey, he’s still the president, the guy misspoke. Show some fucking respect! By the way Old Skool Joe ask Doris if she will sell me one hundred cases of bleach at wholesale. I’m about to make a fortune.
Old Skool Joe: Fuck you, tell her yourself. I’m on quarantine motherfucker! Yo Spaceman fire up some of that space weed and let’s watch Fuck Island on Netflix.
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