I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe

Hey  slow down

don’t stress out

don’t start bugging bee

don’t go that route.

Just grab a little bag filled with that green

then light it on fire

and you will see.

That life is fun

and also short.

And that smoking weed

is your favorite sport.

Then you will laugh

and probably eat

then dance alone to a funky beat.

The moral of the story is do not stress

and smoke some weed

it is the best.

Like Old Skool Joe will win any rap contest.

I better stop now it’s time for me to go to work. I sure wish I could stay here in imagination land with all of these puppets, and stuffed animals, and shit, but I gotta go do real life shit now…and it fucking sucks.

Oh well at least I have sweet sticky bud to keep me company.

Peace

Old Skool Joe

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