Old Skool Joe Still Smoking

I have really been slacking lately. But you have to admit it’s hard to get excited about writing for a fake magazine.

You don’t have to go out there in the real world Pink Panther you’re a stuffed animal!

It’s scary out there.

Shit is real.

Pass the blunt.

I’m Old Skool Joe the greatest rapper who ever rocked a mic, but I got to give it up to this guy J.Cole.

What the fuck do you mean he has been great for years?

This is the first I’m hearing of him.

That song False Prophets though, all I gotta say is wow.

I feel like he was talking to me and all the other street people on the grind everyday. The people who go through the struggles of hustling fish, and getting jumped by the ladies with the red hats.

Then I started to think that maybe he heard some of my old albums, and was biting my style.

Pink Panther do you think we have a case?

Fuck you people did buy my album! I know for a fact I bought like ten.

Well if anything my biggest mistake was hiring a stuffed animal as my manager.

Yeah fuck you too Pink Panther.

I write what’s in my heart, and I smoke a lot of cloud.

I just love weed.

Good day.

-Old Skool Joe

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