Quarantine At The 46: The Tiger King Binge
- dndariusnorman30
- Mar 31, 2020
- 2 min read
Spaceman Jones: Is anyone else watching this Tiger King shit on Netflix?
Old Skool Joe: That wedding though!
Spaceman Jones: Wait…Pinkerous are you tiger kinging us?
Old Skool Joe: Quit playing. On a serious note that shit didn’t offend you? You know…what they’re doing to your people and all.
Pink Panther: I’m not an actual panther! Dick.
Spaceman Jones: What is this shit about again?
Old Skool Joe: The more I watch this, I’m starting to think you are tiger kinging us!
Pink Panther: I supply the food, shelter, weed, and everything else you idiots need. You want money, well start writing me some fake news articles!
Old Skool Joe: You keep saying that. What does that even mean?
Spaceman Jones: I guarantee you that Carol lady has a mo hawk pussy.
Old Skool Joe: Cat shit everywhere! I bet her husband just threw himself in the tiger cage, just to get away from her ass!
Spaceman Jones: Why do they all have songs?
Old Skool Joe: Doc is a motherfuckin’ pimp. Shit Joe too.
Spaceman Jones: Eh, yeah I can’t knock the hustle.
Old Skool Joe: Pink Panther you ever try to give us expired meat I’m gonna kick yo’ ass.
Spaceman Jones: The Scarface guy is pretty cool though.
Old Skool Joe: This Carol bitch really needs to chill with all of the cat stuff. She clearly robbed and killed her first husband. Even the story of how they met doesn’t make sense. But you also have to give her credit, she hit a big score playing the long game. Well played cat lady, well played.
Spaceman Jones: So what’s the over/under on how long this new husband lasts?
Pink Panther: Six months.
Spaceman Jones: A year.
Old Skool Joe: That guy is for sure going in the meat grinder!
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