Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
- dndariusnorman30
- Feb 19, 2019
- 2 min read
Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud.
Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward.
Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person.
Where’s Old Skool Joe? I figured out a new cloud rig so he can smoke inside.
He did already? Good for him, then he is really going to enjoy what I can pull out of the cloud converter now.
So how have you been Pinkerous?
Yeah they are still looking for you? Don’t worry I didn’t tell them anything. What do I look like…Tekashi 69! Ha! That’s a thing right, an Earth thing that’s going on.
I thought I would use this fake magazine to work on my comedy.
I know it’s a little late but we get the news a little later in space.
(hits bong)
Has anyone done a Fyre Fest joke yet? A Ja Rule joke?
Damn!
Well you know what show is dope? Umbrella Academy on Netflix.
I wonder how long before Old Skool Joe convinces himself we met in super hero school!
That fucking guy.
What up Goliath. I see you are really milking this whole Earth dog thing. Three hots and a cot…shit I can’t argue with that logic. Someone has to keep an eye on this pink bastard.
I love you Pinkerous but the fact remains you are still an inter- galactic fugitive with a very large bounty on his head.
Relax no one reads this shit anyway.
-Spaceman Jones signing off
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