Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones

Wow! Look at you guys this fake magazine is looking better than it did before I left.

I’m back from my home planet with some primo cloud.

Fire up the converter Pinkerous we are gonna party like we are back on Detroiticus.

The Federation still considers you public enemy number one.

Don’t worry I didn’t tell anyone you were here posing as a stuffed animal, or Goliath is here posing as a dog.

It’s still funny to me how you guys ended up here.

Running a fake magazine.

I see Dr. S is back in the mix.

Did he tell anyone what the S stands for yet?

That’s good.

Hopefully no one figures it out.

What do you guys have in your refrigerator?

As much as I love space it’s always good to be home.

Who would have ever thought that Earth would end up being home.

You motherfuckers are crazy…but no crazier than any other planet.

Just be happy you never had to live on Detroiticus.

Yeah you were living good Pink Panther, but what about the other citizens?

Oops! I forgot we are not supposed to write about that.

It’s OK Pinkerous no one takes me seriously.

I’m high remember.

Speaking of that fire up that cloud.

Where’s Old Skool Joe? He definitely needs to take a puff of this.

Oh I see him. Here take a hit of this.

Is’s me Spaceman Jones remember we went to magic school together.

Ha! This guy…I’ve known this guy forever and he never remembers me.

He’s just in his own world.

I think I’m going to stay here for a little while.

At least until I get bored, or run out of cloud.

Whichever comes first.

-Spaceman Jones

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