Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe

Write about sports?

What the fuck do I look like ESPN?

Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist.

I should be one. I can yell about bullshit with the best of them. I would like to go toe to toe with that damn Stephen A. Smith. God I hate that guy! Remember when Sportscenter used to show sports? I guess it’s kind of like MTV not showing  music videos anymore. Damn I’m old.

How old?

Let’s not get bogged down in details.

What kind of cloud is this Spaceman Jones?

O.G. Kush…who is that?

Oh that’s what it’s called, well fire that shit up, and quit staring in the refrigerator.

Man seriously guys we should start our own sports show, but we will do it classy… like smoking blunts sitting at a card table classy.

We will call it the 46forum Sports Roundtable and it will be the greatest show ever! We are gonna sit at a desk and yell about sports. Kind of like what we do here already on a nightly basis.

What the fuck do you mean there are already several shows like that?

Well..we are gonna smoke weed on our show, and a lot more swearing.

Fuck you Pink Panther you said this fake magazine would revive my career. When do I get on TV? Just like back in the day you could never get my music video on MTV. That’s probably why I have such a vendetta against those guys to this day!

What do I think about Colin Kaepernick?

Let me stop you right there. We ain’t doing that on our shit! Just highlights, and catchphrases that’s it, and again we will be smoking cloud the whole time…so there you go.

He can come by the spot and smoke or whatever but none of that shit, and no cancer stuff either.

Just highlights, smoking, and catchphrases…and the occasional fist fight.

Fuck you Pink Panther!

Ok guys where we eating?

Peace.

Old Skool Joe

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