Smoking Purple With Old Skool Joe

Man what the fuck do you want?

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You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?

Look man I have to get to the Fish Joint in a minute, hey Spaceman Jones light that shit  up.

That purple cloud or whatever you call it…it has me in a  good mood. Over here listening to some real hip-hop, my boy T La Rock.

What do you know about that?

I actually was supposed to do a track with him  back in the day, but something with the money, Pink Panther pulled out a gun, there were some racial  slurs, the shit got out of hand.

Boy was I the greatest, but no I’m not doing a comeback album.

This purple is some fire or I was just really stressed out. You guys don’t know how hard it is running a fish joint. For a janitor I do a lot of shit over there.

Fuck you Pink Panther I’m not doing this shit anymore, I’m just  kidding you know I love you.

Remember when we met? You fell out of the sky into that trash can, when I opened it you asked me where the titty  bars where, then I took you, and we’ve been down ever since.

But you’re still a stuffed animal.

I don’t know what you want me to write about.

Trump?

Stop.

Man I gotta go to work, we can’t all be stay at home scam artists…you pink bastard!

Alright one more bowl…load up that bong.

Alright now I really have to go to work. I have to take the back way, I think Doris and them are gonna try to jump me. Something about me messing up the spades game. They take cards very serious.

Peace.

-Old Skool Joe