Someone Please Sponsor Old Skool Joe

I don’t know I’ve been busy. Fish doesn’t sell itself you know. Excuse me if I can’t spare all of my free time scamming people on the internet with a fake magazine.

At least Ja Rule hasn’t shown up yet. If anyone is gonna Ja Rule this operation it’s gonna be me.

I’ll give you this Pink Panther, you are a hell of a lot better scammer than that Fyre Fest dude. That guy sucked. But then again he has a Netflix and a Hulu special, and you’re still just a stuffed animal.

We are doing alright though. They haven’t locked us up yet and that’s always good. Crazy times we are living in, this shit is fucked up.

Don’t worry I’m not gonna get all political. That never ends well. I’m glad I’m old, you young motherfuckers got a lot going on. I don’t know how you do it sometimes. You do have indoor weed which is a plus. Shout out to the vape pen companies.

Yo Pink Panther see if you can get them to sponsor us and get us some free cartridges.

I don’t know fuckin figure it out, you are supposed to be the money man.

I’m smoking these motherfuckers like crazy, and no one knows I’m getting high. Maybe they do, but I don’t give a fuck. I’m happy, in my safe space if you will.

Honestly I haven’t smoked flower in like a week.

Doris still likes that flower though. Oh yeah she wants to know when you are gonna pay that money? You might want to cough it up she seems serious.

Fuck it’s cold! On the bright side it’s almost March which means time for me to dominate the Tournament bracket challenge, and to dust off my Cubs gear and head to Mesa, Arizona for some spring training action.

Don’t mind me I’m just high. Smoking the best vape pen on the planet.

See Pink Panther I’m a natural salesman, I mean sales person. See even Old Skool Joe is learning. Alright man I gotta go.

Peace.

Old Skool Joe

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