Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle

Do you ever look in your refrigerator and notice that all you have is fried chicken? Yeah, me too.

Now, you know me. I got some knives. And I been hungry. Mmm. I been hungry. Biting my lip, kinda just thinking about eating. My mouth is watering.

So I have the chicken in the oven on bake. Then I got some garlic and mushrooms. I made a spicy chicken stalk on the side too. But anyway, I got that garlic browned and mushrooms are seared all sexy like. Oooh, I have Jameson. Hang on, watch this. I like doing this in a work setting and pretending like I’m a shaman wooing Jim Morison.

Oh babe, look, its blue flames. That is sexy as fuck.

Reduce it. If you wanna use a cornstarch flurry, that’s cool. Do it.

Then get a plate.

Then get some wine or a glass of Jamo.

Lick your fingers

Shake your hips

You know what time it is.

And y’all know who the fuck we are.

-Did somebody call… The Doctor?

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