Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix

(hits blunt)

Man it’s the dog days of summer like a motherfucker.

Nothing to do but fire up the grill and watch the  MLB All-Star Game.

Fuck you Pink Panther baseball is not boring.

You would probably like baseball if you had thumbs.

(hits blunt)

I don’t know if you know this but my Cubs are in first place.

We don’t recognize any non goat curses or hexes.

Fly the W.

Let’s fire up the grill.

Pink Panther give me some money I’m going to go to the store.

I’m going either way so just make this easy and give me the money.

I don’t know let’s just keep it simple. You know hamburgers, hot dogs, and shit.

(hits blunt)

No I’m not gonna get you any crack Pink Panther. What’s with you and that lately?

You’re acting like it’s the eighties or some shit.

Nothing is wrong with a little bit of crack now and then, but remember moderation is the key.

(hits blunt)

This is different I can stop smoking weed any time I feel like.

But not today…I can’t quit today.

As a matter of fact this whole week is bad for me.

Anyway I’m gonna go get the food. Don’t try to start the grill without me.

Remember you’re still a stuffed animal, and can catch on fire easier than the rest of us.

Peace.

-Old Skool Joe

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