Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
- dndariusnorman30
- Sep 7, 2018
- 1 min read
Sorry Pink Panther I’ve been putting in work down at the fish joint. Yo! Who the hell is writing this vampire shit?
I feel like this might have happened to me before. I was once a world class vampire hunter. Vampire hunting was actually my minor when I went to magic school with Spaceman Jones.
Where is that guy? I need some of that space weed.
(hits bong)
Hey I watched a puppet movie, it sucked, but it reminded me of you.
But your a stuffed animal not a fucking puppet.
Go figure.
It’s almost Sunday. Hey did you figure out one of those Nike commercial things for us?
Of course you didn’t. Maybe you should stop drinking so much. You said some pretty offensive stuff last night.
Fuck you too ya pink bastard.
(hits bong)
It’s all good I still love you. We have been down since day one. Ever since you fell out of the sky into that garbage can.
Oh shit I gotta go to work. The fish joint, not the vampire killing thing.
Peace.
Old Skool Joe
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