Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?

Just chilling in the cosmos bro.

Chasing that perfect cloud.

Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver.

I love that place. It was always a great place for cloud, but now you can just go to the store and get it. Even on Thanksgiving! I ate like ten dinners before three, and still had time to go back to the store for more cloud before dessert. Earth food is the best food hands down! Don’t get me wrong there are some dope eateries in the galaxy, but Earth food is the shit.

Been in space for a while. Me and Goliath went on a cloud run to the outer nebula, and it turns out you are still very wanted by the Space Federation Mr. Pinkeraus Pinkerton.

I still find it funny that Old Skool Joe thinks you’re a stuffed animal. You do kind of look like The Pink Panther.

But yeah it’s pretty much a kill on sight type situation…but whatever.

Do you still have the cloud converter? I want to roll this shit up.

Why haven’t I been writing?

Writing what?

Fake Magazine?

Bro I’ve never written anything for any magazine…but if you say so.

Me and Nikki Free are gonna go grab a bite on the other side of the galaxy…do you want to roll?

I know we will be driving through space for a long time, because she can never decide what to eat. We just end up coming back to earth and eating at a brewery.

Alright I’ll do your magazine thing or whatever. Can I interview Carl Weathers?

I’ll be like the best reporter since Kermit The Frog. Now that guy understood how to do the news.

Alright fuck it I’m in. I’ve always wanted to work at a fake magazine!